Sports bra
Large ace bandage, with velcro on the edge
I'm killing you right?
You have no idea?
Put this in your head:
Leaves of cabbage, cold, against boobs in sports bra, wrapped in said large ace bandage, firmly in place with the velcro.
Me. Each night. Praying for the &%$# milk to dry up so I can forget about my boobs for just a moment.
(when they shrink down smaller than my post baby A's will I be relieved or disgusted?)
I know that my sister CJ will be elated, for just a week ago she said "I cannot wait to see you boobs all shriveled up like mine when the milk dries up!" (said with a devilish grin on her face)
Be careful what you wish for I guess.
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